Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.'

Chorus: 'Wow! wow! wow!'

'I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!'

Chorus: 'Wow! wow! wow!'


Music by John Barry
Lyrics by Lewis Carroll
Sung by Peter Bull